It Is a Fun Job Except for the Girls

(Written by a ten-year-old future pilot)

I want to be a pilot when I grow up…because it is a fun job and easy to do. That is why there are so many pilots flying today. Pilots do not need much school. They just have to learn numbers so they can read instruments. I guess they should be brave. They will not be scared if it is foggy and they cannot see or if a motor falls off. They should stay calm so they will know what to do. Pilots have to have good eyes to see through the clouds and they cannot be afraid of lightening or thunder because they are closer to it than we are.

The salary pilots make is another thing. They make more money than they can spend. This is because most people think plane flying is dangerous except pilots do not because they know how easy it is.

There is not much I do not like except girls like pilots and all the stewardesses want to marry pilots so they always have to chase them away so they will not bother them.

I hope I do not get air sick because I get car sick, and if I get air sick, I could not be a pilot and then I would have to go to work.

Thanks Ray Ballantyne for sharing this. No, he is NOT the author!

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